The Washington DC Area is simply too vulnerable to risk our Federal Government which is the heart and brains (debatable) of our nation. We must move our Federal Government out of Washington DC to a much safer location. Our think tank has determined the best place to build humble buildings and use FEMA trailers for Congressional Offices is Battle Mountain, Nevada.

It sits on a water supply underground which is huge and it is far away from any Corporate Lobbyists. Nevada also already has prostitutes and therefore no one has to worry about breaking the law with hookers or getting caught with their pants down in Washington DC.

We all know that Washington DC is a death trap and not easy to defend and a known target of Al Queda and other Muslim radical fundamentalist groups, like these bone heads in the international terrorist cell that the FBI caught in Miami recently. Battle Mountain is a fine location for our wonderful bureaucrats and politicians and it has a great nickname for its city, which is also well regarded by the Mayor here and local media.

In fact its nickname has put it on the map in Nevada and it is so very apropos. Move Federal Government to Battle Mountain, Nevada to keep it safe and away from International Terrorists and distractions. It is the right thing to do and it is what we should do for the nation and protection of the American People and our government too. Consider this in 2006.